The 7-list: Things only Busty Girls can Understand

11/15/2015

This is kind of an awkward topic to blog about only because it's so personal and a glaringly obvious part of me that I don't want to call any more attention to..but I can't help it. There are days I love my curves and there are days (like now) that they really bother me because they prevent me from doing things I want to do. I know a lot of girls who are so conscious of their flat chests, but as a girl whose chest is not as level as a plateau..let me tell you, being "gifted" is not all that. Here are 7 reasons why:
1. Dresses or tops fitting everywhere but the chest area



My sister and I were talking about this last night that's why I wrote this article. There are times when we want to buy dresses/tops but they make our boobs look larger than they are. There are times dresses fit awkwardly. Forget midriff tops altogether!

There are also times we do find dresses we like that actually fit us but they come up short at the boob area. I guess it's a good thing if we want to save money, but it's a bad thing (a nightmare!) when all we want to do is buy a dress.


2. Button down shirts that gape at the chest area


'Nuff said.

3. Immediately looking like a porn star in V-necks and low-scooped tops



I love V-necks because they frame my face and do not emphasize my boobs as much. The problem is when my V-neck top goes a bit lower, I end up looking like a freaking porn star. And I hate that I have to keep pulling my top up or covering my cleavage when I bend down to get something.


4. Only running as fast as your boobs allow you to

I swear. This is the reason why I can't run as fast as I want to (even though kaya naman) cause I'm scared my bra will spit out my boobs if I go on too fast. The "girls" are also the reason why I easily get tired. They're heavy.
5. Finding cute bras (or actually finding bras)
I mean, forget even trying to buy a cute bra. Finding a bra that fits is such a pain, not to mention expensive! We have to go to European brands to get undergarments because everything is Asian sized. When we look for cheaper options in the department store, almost everything has pads. Um, gurl I don't need no pads, I look almost pornographic in my normal state as it is.


6. Having to wear a bra when you need to go out to get the mail or something



Every busty girl's idea of nirvana is going home at the end of the day and taking their bra off. Can you imagine being in your house clothes on a Friday night, and having to put on a bra cause the delivery man just arrived? Flat chested girls can get away with it, but for us? It's gonna be so obvious. Don't wanna give the delivery man any ideas.



7. Hugging

Sometimes hugging can get so awkward cause we don't wanna accidentally hit you in the face with them giant cantaloupes/watermelons. Being with the galasgaw friend who talks with so many actions can also pose a problem because they might accidentally brush their hands on/hit your boobs.



See? It's not always fun. I actually really envy girls who can get away with shirt dresses, strapless clothes and backless tops. But I gotta live with it somehow. 

First world problem-ing with you,
xx,
Farrah
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